Friday, May 4, 2007

I'm obviously a chick magnet

By Haze the Dog

Some of the hottest chicks have been coming up to me randomly to tell me how cute I am. They like me, they really like me. Dad's got to be wondering where I was when he was single. But he really loves mom --she's a hottie too!

I really love people--and the more the merrier. I mean what's not to like about people? They feed me, pet me and let me lick their face.

For example, even Dad lets me do what I want. Today I jumped on dad's lap climbed up his shoulder and began to lick his bald head.
Yum--I love a sweaty summer day---dad's head tastes great and I licked his chrome dome for 20 minutes while dad watched Lost. He didn't seem to mind much as you can see.

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