Mom came home last night and told me that she saw Batman on the LIRR...
She was singing, "Da, da, da, da, da, da, da--Bat-man!!"
I thought of Arnold from Different Strokes and I gave her a look that said, "Whatja talkin' about Mom?"
Mom explained that she met Lonnie who has a little chihuahua named Batman. She said that Batman was black with grey speckles. Lonnie let Mom hold Batman and he was smaller than me. Mom told Dad how cute Batman was and I began to think, "Hey, what about me? I'm cute too!"
That was when Mom looked at me and hugged me and said, "No one is as cute as you, Haze. Haze is the cutest dog in the whole world."
Now everything's back to status quo.
And I licked Mom's face with joy.
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